What We've Learnt From Movies
What We've Learnt From Movies
1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
2. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
4. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
5. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
6. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
7. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
8. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
9. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
10. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
11. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
13. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat them.
14. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
15. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
16. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
17.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
18. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
19. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
21. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
22. No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
23. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
24. An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
25. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
26. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
27. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
28. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
29. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
30. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
31. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
32. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.
33. Male human beings almost never undress to have sex, or if they finally do it, they are samples of the species with no visible genitals.
34. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
35. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
36. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
37. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
38. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
39. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French Bread.
40. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
41. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
42. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
43. Applied once, lipstick Will Never rub off - even while scuba diving. * Dies laughing *
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Monday, January 16, 2006
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1.16 Pregnancy makes women smarter
That the nine months that precede the birth of a child are not the easiest period in a woman's life, it should not be mothers recalled .
But now U.S. researchers have discovered an unknown asset of pregnancy, writes the Observer: during that period take the mental capacities of the woman.
This discovery is due to tests that Professor Craig Kinsley, University of Richmond and Kelly Lambert of Randolph-Macon in the American Colllege Virginia. Experiments in mice, rats and humans brought them to an exciting conclusion about the pregnancy: "The tougher the mother has, the better the brains to work."
This finding contradicts the often heard assertion that all pregnant women through changes in their physical play, no longer think clearly. On the contrary, say U.S. professors in an article on their research, during pregnancy, the ability to learn dramatically, and noticeably improves memory. Important parts of the brains also change size, and those changes remain intact for decades.
"Maternity brings great spiritual benefits as the brain of the mother adapts to the reproductive challenge, "said Kinsley and Lambert. Thus, the senses and thereby strengthening their mothers shortly after birth to identify children under very weak sounds and scents.
Moreover, it appears that women who leave children, four times as likely to 100 years to be young mothers - something very different from what we usually hear about giving birth later in life - because then the brain nations grow, just at a time when the memory usually begins to decline.
The researchers two reasons for all these advantages. First there are the hormonal changes caused through pregnancy and birth. This increases in some brain areas the size of neurons increased, then what women are more alert and vigilant. Second
also increases raising a baby brain activity - with all the positive consequences. Why is the impression among many that pregnancy and motherhood reduces mental capacity right? Then there is a simple answer: "by the lack of sleep."
In your faces, male suckers! Want to know what's so funny? Translate the below * evil grin *
1.16 Pregnancy makes women smarter
That the nine months that precede the birth of a child are not the easiest period in a woman's life, it should not be mothers recalled .
But now U.S. researchers have discovered an unknown asset of pregnancy, writes the Observer: during that period take the mental capacities of the woman.
This discovery is due to tests that Professor Craig Kinsley, University of Richmond and Kelly Lambert of Randolph-Macon in the American Colllege Virginia. Experiments in mice, rats and humans brought them to an exciting conclusion about the pregnancy: "The tougher the mother has, the better the brains to work."
This finding contradicts the often heard assertion that all pregnant women through changes in their physical play, no longer think clearly. On the contrary, say U.S. professors in an article on their research, during pregnancy, the ability to learn dramatically, and noticeably improves memory. Important parts of the brains also change size, and those changes remain intact for decades.
"Maternity brings great spiritual benefits as the brain of the mother adapts to the reproductive challenge, "said Kinsley and Lambert. Thus, the senses and thereby strengthening their mothers shortly after birth to identify children under very weak sounds and scents.
Moreover, it appears that women who leave children, four times as likely to 100 years to be young mothers - something very different from what we usually hear about giving birth later in life - because then the brain nations grow, just at a time when the memory usually begins to decline.
The researchers two reasons for all these advantages. First there are the hormonal changes caused through pregnancy and birth. This increases in some brain areas the size of neurons increased, then what women are more alert and vigilant. Second
also increases raising a baby brain activity - with all the positive consequences. Why is the impression among many that pregnancy and motherhood reduces mental capacity right? Then there is a simple answer: "by the lack of sleep."
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Voice formulas
MFT: VC + expiratory force + sex + glottisweerstand + pitch & intensity
FQ: VC / MFT ml / s
S / Z ratio: counting
FV MFT X GLS (110 people , 100 women)
Predicted MFT: based vgl.en
=> Women: VC/100
X 0.59 => Men: X VC/100 0.67
FTV: MFT / MFTth
MFT: VC + expiratory force + sex + glottisweerstand + pitch & intensity
FQ: VC / MFT ml / s
S / Z ratio: counting
FV MFT X GLS (110 people , 100 women)
Predicted MFT: based vgl.en
=> Women: VC/100
X 0.59 => Men: X VC/100 0.67
FTV: MFT / MFTth
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Definition - AS
If articulation movements in normal speech production target positions not approach
This failure may reflect the movements of a phonetic difficulty making the necessary movements or a difficulty in the phonological system. An impaired articulation interferes
often with the speech intelligibility and can the speaker and listener (s) uncomfortable or unpleasant consequences. The disorder may be related to many variables and may be associated with a delay or a defect in the articulation development.
The disturbed articulation varies in severity and consistency. The possibility to correct the articulation movements imitate varies.
If articulation movements in normal speech production target positions not approach
This failure may reflect the movements of a phonetic difficulty making the necessary movements or a difficulty in the phonological system. An impaired articulation interferes
often with the speech intelligibility and can the speaker and listener (s) uncomfortable or unpleasant consequences. The disorder may be related to many variables and may be associated with a delay or a defect in the articulation development.
The disturbed articulation varies in severity and consistency. The possibility to correct the articulation movements imitate varies.
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Articulatio cricothyroidea - articulatio cricoarythenoidea
articulatio cricothyroidea
The articulatio cricothyroidea is a ball joint, the joint head is formed by the medial portion of the lower horn of the thyroid glenoid and the outer wall of the cricoied .
Movements to be a frontal axis which right and left from a functional point of view a joint unit. by contraction of the muscle cricothyroideus thyroied the distance between the bottom and top cricoidring tighten, which the vocal cords and prolong be instituted. The latter are stretched between the shield cartilage and arythenoieden placed on the dorsal part of the cricoied.
The elastic joint capsule will slow rotation and cartilage from extreme positions back to the initial creation , once the action of the forces affecting stops.
articulatio cricoarythenoidea
The articulatio cricoarythenoidea is a eigewricht : the glenoid is formed by the concave under surface of the arythenoid, the joint head located in the lamina cricoidea, slopes down to bottom, outside and forward. Movements performed by rotation and translation . A combination of both movements gives a screw movement. The translation is a sliding motion along the axis of rotation for both articular surfaces passing to caudal, ventral and lateral . In translation, the arythenoieden lageraf diagonally forward or backward and upstream sliding. By the screw motion will processus vocalizations in phonation in the idle position to rotate medially, caudally and ventrally. The vocal cords will this movement during voice production, therefore, shorter than during rest, at least in the chest register.
The joint capsule of the articulatio arythenoidea is weak but is enhanced by the cricoarythenoideum posterius ligament, so that after the cessation of muscle actions on the arythenoied this cartilage can take back its neutral position.
articulatio cricothyroidea The articulatio cricothyroidea is a ball joint, the joint head is formed by the medial portion of the lower horn of the thyroid glenoid and the outer wall of the cricoied .
Movements to be a frontal axis which right and left from a functional point of view a joint unit. by contraction of the muscle cricothyroideus thyroied the distance between the bottom and top cricoidring tighten, which the vocal cords and prolong be instituted. The latter are stretched between the shield cartilage and arythenoieden placed on the dorsal part of the cricoied.
The elastic joint capsule will slow rotation and cartilage from extreme positions back to the initial creation , once the action of the forces affecting stops.
articulatio cricoarythenoidea
The articulatio cricoarythenoidea is a eigewricht : the glenoid is formed by the concave under surface of the arythenoid, the joint head located in the lamina cricoidea, slopes down to bottom, outside and forward. Movements performed by rotation and translation . A combination of both movements gives a screw movement. The translation is a sliding motion along the axis of rotation for both articular surfaces passing to caudal, ventral and lateral . In translation, the arythenoieden lageraf diagonally forward or backward and upstream sliding. By the screw motion will processus vocalizations in phonation in the idle position to rotate medially, caudally and ventrally. The vocal cords will this movement during voice production, therefore, shorter than during rest, at least in the chest register.
The joint capsule of the articulatio arythenoidea is weak but is enhanced by the cricoarythenoideum posterius ligament, so that after the cessation of muscle actions on the arythenoied this cartilage can take back its neutral position.
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Laryngeale ligamenten en membranen
Between larynxkraakbeenderen each hand and the hyoid bone other hand, worries ligaments, membranes and real joints for the connection. The
cricoied with tracheal rings connected by the membrane cricotrachealis . Traction of the trachea at larynxskelet craniaalwaartse movements working against . The membrane cricothyroidea connects cricoied the thyroied and is stretched between the upper edge of the cricoid and the lower edge of the shield cartilage . The membrane
thyrohyoidea starts from the top edge of the thyroied and the leading edge of the posterior horns and engages back along the top edge of the hyoiedlichaam and large horns. The enhanced free rear edge as the thyrohyoideum lateral ligament documented and is stretched between the tip of the posterior horn (the thyroied) and the end of the large horn (the hyoied). Median is a reinforced part of the membrane thyrohyoidea described as the ligament thyrohyoideum medianum .
The petiolus epiglottidis is connected to the inside of thyroied just below the incisura superior thyroid idea, by the thyroepiglotticum ligament. Between the top hyoied and epiglottis is the front hyoepiglotticum ligament. The
vocal ligament is stretched between the processus vocalizations arythenoied the one hand and the inside of the thyroied , near the median line on the other. By analogy with the vocal ligament is the height of the false vocal cords a Vestibular ligament described tension between the inside of the thyroied , cranial to the attachment site of the vocal ligament and arythenoied . The membrane fibroelastica is described in the histology.
Between larynxkraakbeenderen each hand and the hyoid bone other hand, worries ligaments, membranes and real joints for the connection. The cricoied with tracheal rings connected by the membrane cricotrachealis . Traction of the trachea at larynxskelet craniaalwaartse movements working against . The membrane cricothyroidea connects cricoied the thyroied and is stretched between the upper edge of the cricoid and the lower edge of the shield cartilage . The membrane
thyrohyoidea starts from the top edge of the thyroied and the leading edge of the posterior horns and engages back along the top edge of the hyoiedlichaam and large horns. The enhanced free rear edge as the thyrohyoideum lateral ligament documented and is stretched between the tip of the posterior horn (the thyroied) and the end of the large horn (the hyoied). Median is a reinforced part of the membrane thyrohyoidea described as the ligament thyrohyoideum medianum .
The petiolus epiglottidis is connected to the inside of thyroied just below the incisura superior thyroid idea, by the thyroepiglotticum ligament. Between the top hyoied and epiglottis is the front hyoepiglotticum ligament. The vocal ligament is stretched between the processus vocalizations arythenoied the one hand and the inside of the thyroied , near the median line on the other. By analogy with the vocal ligament is the height of the false vocal cords a Vestibular ligament described tension between the inside of the thyroied , cranial to the attachment site of the vocal ligament and arythenoied . The membrane fibroelastica is described in the histology.
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Os hyoideum
The hyoid bone is described alhier given its close relationship with the larynxskelet. It consists of a body, corpus and two large horns cornua majora, which the body a "U" shapes. The transition between big horn and the body is both sides little horn, cornu minor .
The hyoid bone is described alhier given its close relationship with the larynxskelet. It consists of a body, corpus and two large horns cornua majora, which the body a "U" shapes. The transition between big horn and the body is both sides little horn, cornu minor .
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Cartilago epiglottica
This cartilage is shaped like a leaf. The pointed lower end, petiolus epiglottidis , by a ligament connected to the thyroied just below the thyroid incisura idea. The rounded top protrudes freely into the pharynx.
This cartilage is shaped like a leaf. The pointed lower end, petiolus epiglottidis , by a ligament connected to the thyroied just below the thyroid incisura idea. The rounded top protrudes freely into the pharynx.
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Cartilago arythenoidea - Cartilago corniculata en cartilago cuneiformis
Cartilago arythenoidea
The sparkle arythenoied cartilage the shape of a pyramid with three sides .
The basis of the glenoid which is the corresponding joint head of the cricoied. At the apex is the cartilago corniculata. The lower edge of the plane to the medial cartilage posterior one third of the glottis, the pars intercartilaginea . The anterolateral and dorsal surface are the two other planes. The pointed
processus vocalizations, the front corner of the base, gives attachment to the vocal ligament . This ligament limits the anterior two thirds of the glottis , the pars membranacea rima glottidis . On the lateral rather blunt and focused dorsaalwaarts processus muscularis attach different muscles on.
Cartilago corniculata and cartilago cuneiformis
These sparkle cracking bones located aryepiglottische fold. The cartilago corniculata (Santorini 1724) is connected to the top of the arythenoied. The cartilago cuneiformis (Wrisberg 1780) lies ventral to the cartilago corniculata aryepiglottische in the fold.
Cartilago arythenoidea The sparkle arythenoied cartilage the shape of a pyramid with three sides .
The basis of the glenoid which is the corresponding joint head of the cricoied. At the apex is the cartilago corniculata. The lower edge of the plane to the medial cartilage posterior one third of the glottis, the pars intercartilaginea . The anterolateral and dorsal surface are the two other planes. The pointed
processus vocalizations, the front corner of the base, gives attachment to the vocal ligament . This ligament limits the anterior two thirds of the glottis , the pars membranacea rima glottidis . On the lateral rather blunt and focused dorsaalwaarts processus muscularis attach different muscles on.
Cartilago corniculata and cartilago cuneiformis
These sparkle cracking bones located aryepiglottische fold. The cartilago corniculata (Santorini 1724) is connected to the top of the arythenoied. The cartilago cuneiformis (Wrisberg 1780) lies ventral to the cartilago corniculata aryepiglottische in the fold.
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Cartilago cricoidea
cricoied It is shaped like a signet ring which arcus located ventrally and the dorsal lamina almost the entire rear part of the larynx.
On the outside, the transition from arc to seal plate is an idea thyroid articular facies of contact with the lower horn. The articular surface for arythenoied is on the top edge of the lamina and lateral direction Supero-oriented.
cricoied It is shaped like a signet ring which arcus located ventrally and the dorsal lamina almost the entire rear part of the larynx. On the outside, the transition from arc to seal plate is an idea thyroid articular facies of contact with the lower horn. The articular surface for arythenoied is on the top edge of the lamina and lateral direction Supero-oriented.
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Cartilago thyroidea
This cartilage, the largest of this framework consists of two plates, a lamina DEXTRA sinistra and that at the height of their edge and partially fused prominentia laryngea or Adam's apple shapes. The edges are not fused to the thyroid incisura superior idea.
runs on the outside of the linea obliqua thyroideum superius tubercle, located near the root of the top horn to the tubercle thyroideum Inferius , on the bottom of the lamina lies.
The inside of the two laminae form a posterior open angle of about 90 ° at the man and 120 ° in women . The sharper angle in the male larynx is related to the increase in diameter under the reverse puberty.
The rear edge of the shield extends in the cartilage cornu superius longer and narrower than the cornu Inferius on its side, a medial articular facies responsibility for the joint with the cricoied. It consists
This cartilage, the largest of this framework consists of two plates, a lamina DEXTRA sinistra and that at the height of their edge and partially fused prominentia laryngea or Adam's apple shapes. The edges are not fused to the thyroid incisura superior idea. runs on the outside of the linea obliqua thyroideum superius tubercle, located near the root of the top horn to the tubercle thyroideum Inferius , on the bottom of the lamina lies.
The inside of the two laminae form a posterior open angle of about 90 ° at the man and 120 ° in women . The sharper angle in the male larynx is related to the increase in diameter under the reverse puberty.
The rear edge of the shield extends in the cartilage cornu superius longer and narrower than the cornu Inferius on its side, a medial articular facies responsibility for the joint with the cricoied. It consists
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Osteologie
larynxskelet cartilago idea thyroid (thyroid cartilage), cartilago cricoidea (cricoid) cartilago epiglottica (throat cap) and the even cartilago arythenoidea (gietkankraakbeen) cartilago corniculata and cuneiformis . The thyroid cartilage
is through the membrane thyrohyoidea to the hyoid bone . The located below the cricoid cartilage shield with which to make a joint, is the first cranial trachearing . the epiglottis is a ligament connected to the shield cartilage and is above the hyoid bone . The gietkankraakbeen located on the dorsal part of the cricoid , with which it makes a joint. At its peak depends cartilago corniculata and in the mucosal fold the epiglottis the cartilago arythenoidea links, it is cartilago cuneiformis .
From the age of 25 these cartilages are starting ossify. Only cartilago corniculata , cuneiformis , epiglottica and the apex of the arythenoied show less tendency to ossification. The cavum
larynxskelet cartilago idea thyroid (thyroid cartilage), cartilago cricoidea (cricoid) cartilago epiglottica (throat cap) and the even cartilago arythenoidea (gietkankraakbeen) cartilago corniculata and cuneiformis . The thyroid cartilage
is through the membrane thyrohyoidea to the hyoid bone . The located below the cricoid cartilage shield with which to make a joint, is the first cranial trachearing . the epiglottis is a ligament connected to the shield cartilage and is above the hyoid bone . The gietkankraakbeen located on the dorsal part of the cricoid , with which it makes a joint. At its peak depends cartilago corniculata and in the mucosal fold the epiglottis the cartilago arythenoidea links, it is cartilago cuneiformis .
From the age of 25 these cartilages are starting ossify. Only cartilago corniculata , cuneiformis , epiglottica and the apex of the arythenoied show less tendency to ossification. The cavum
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Cavum Laryngis
laryngis is hourglass shaped. The cranial vestibularum laryngis , narrows at the level of the vocal cords, called plicae vocalis, the cavum infraglotticum widens among them and gradually changes the lumen of the trachea. Cranial
of the true vocal cords are the false vocal cords or plicae vestibulares (venticulares). The space between true and false vocal cords is the sine laryngealis . This leads the saccule or appendix laryngis out. It is a blind craniaalwaartse bulge based on the anterior part of the sinus (from Morgagni) between the false vocal cords and the inside of the thyroid cartilago idea is. It is an abortifacient body, a degenerate inflated. Both
true vocal cords limit in the horizontal plane of the rima glottis or glottidis . The front two thirds of the true vocal cord, the pars membranacea formed by the vocal ligament and the lateral location of musculus vocalizations. The posterior 1 / 3 consists of the lower edge of the medial surface of the pars arythenoied and cartilaginea mentioned.
The length of the pars membranacea and cartilaginea , respectively in men and 16 8 mm and 12 women and 6 millimeters.
laryngis is hourglass shaped. The cranial vestibularum laryngis , narrows at the level of the vocal cords, called plicae vocalis, the cavum infraglotticum widens among them and gradually changes the lumen of the trachea. Cranial
of the true vocal cords are the false vocal cords or plicae vestibulares (venticulares). The space between true and false vocal cords is the sine laryngealis . This leads the saccule or appendix laryngis out. It is a blind craniaalwaartse bulge based on the anterior part of the sinus (from Morgagni) between the false vocal cords and the inside of the thyroid cartilago idea is. It is an abortifacient body, a degenerate inflated. Both
true vocal cords limit in the horizontal plane of the rima glottis or glottidis . The front two thirds of the true vocal cord, the pars membranacea formed by the vocal ligament and the lateral location of musculus vocalizations. The posterior 1 / 3 consists of the lower edge of the medial surface of the pars arythenoied and cartilaginea mentioned.
The length of the pars membranacea and cartilaginea , respectively in men and 16 8 mm and 12 women and 6 millimeters.
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